1,117,121 playsYou’re gonna have a good time
Megalovania if it was in major key rather than minor key
Holy god this is beautiful
Groot is the best
start ur day off right with hearty bowl of gina torres as cleopatra letting xena know she’s DTF.
(via unrulygingerlesbian)
yesterday i had the most amazing idea for a drawing
you inspired me to draw Garnet so I just went for it. thank u for this experience
youre welcome
okay but like
“I think I’d most like to spend a day with Harry. I’d take him out for a meal and apologize for everything I’ve put him through.” -JK Rowling
I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY IN THE SOUP AT THIS TABLE
harry: was it really necessary to kill my grandparents?
jk: plot device, harry.
harry: A BROOM CUPBOARD?
jk: they had to have sympathy for you
harry: tim. buttercup. sally. marry.
jk: what are you doing?
harry: I NAMED THE SPIDERS IN THE SODDING BROOM CLOSET, JOANNE
jk: oh
two hours later:
harry: thank you for giving me sass, at least
harry: downs his drink
jk: oh dear
harry: {pulls out order of the phoenix and opens it to chapter 35} let’s talk about what in the hell you were thinking when you wrote this chapter, please…
jk: i’m going to need to buy another bottle of wine, aren’t i?
harry: damn straight. keep ‘em coming.
#amazing#this happened and you know it#‘MY HAND STILL HURTS JO’#‘umbridge had to be believable harry’#‘YOU KILLED EVERYONE CLOSE TO ME’#‘but like thank fuck I had ron tho’#‘what an awesome bloke’#‘you’re welcome harry’#‘BUT SNAPE’#‘oh no here we go’#‘WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING’#‘every series needs a creep harry’#harry despondently folds his arms and sniffs and turns away#Jo thinks that he’s broken#but then#he turns around#slides Jo twenty bucks across the table#‘so. how about that seven book marauders series eh?’#‘harry…’#‘THE FANDOM IS ANGRY JO’#‘I can’t…’#‘why not?’#‘I’m sorry…’#‘BUT JO YOU HAVE TO’#‘and why is that?’#‘YOU KILLED THEM ALL JO THIS IS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO’#harry#jk rowling#I love this ok (via alrightpotter)
ALL THIS AND MORE
the restaurant’s been closed for four hours:
very drunk harry: and ‘nother fing
very drunk jo: hmmm
very drunk harry: starts weeping. do- hiccups. dobby.
jo bursts into tears.
harry passes out.
he wakes up the next morning with a lipstick print on his forehead and her secret ao3 account scrawled on the coaster. she’s written him a dobby lives au.
let’s just all cut the crap and be honest: we want a wicked movie, and we want it animated, and we want it now
A Night Vale Alphabet
Best if read in the voice of Cecil Palmer (Beware of spoilers)
A’s for the Tracker (Apache, he said)
Not quite as embarrassing now that he’s dead.
B’s for Big Rico, best under the sun.
No one does pizza like Rico, NO ONE.
C’s for the council, with crowns of soft meat.
They’re off on a clearly pre-scheduled retreat.
D is for Dana, or maybe her twin.
It’s hard to say which of them managed to win.
E is for Emmett, or Ernest some claim.
It’s hard to remember him, even his name.
F is the Faceless Old Woman who roams
Unseen just behind you. She lives in your home.
G IS THE GLOW CLOUD, BENEATH WHOM WE FLAIL.
“ALL GLORY” WE CRY UNTO IT, “ALL HAIL.”H is for Hiram and all of his heads,
A literal dragon who ran from the feds.
I’s for the Interns who’ve come and who’ve gone.
We send our condolences, then we move on.
J is John Peters (The farmer. You know.)
Folks love the invisible corn that he grows.
K is for Kevin who worked here a while.
Beware of the lies hiding under his smile.
L can be found on the edge of the town
It’s old Larry Leroy. He’s always around.
M is for Marcus, the town’s richest man.
I’d tell you what happened, but I don’t think I can.
N is for Nazr, the school’s football coach.
His tongue’s pretty creepy. I wouldn’t approach.
O’s Old Woman Josie, whom we dearly missed,
Surrounded by friends who do not exist.
P is for Pamela, mayor no more,
A press conference chief with surprises in store.
Q is a question you never will voice.
No “shouldn’t” about it. You don’t have a choice.
R is for Roger, who paid with a spine.
It bought him a condo and terror sublime.
S is for Steve. I’ll try not to rant.
He once saved my life by- No, sorry. I can’t.
T’s for Tamika, that lover of books.
She’s already found, so don’t bother to look.
U’s for the people just under lane five.
They’ll only rest when we’re no longer alive.
V is the vague yet menacing team
That works for the government. So it would seem.
W is for worms…(ellipsis, no caps)
If you can’t find your dog, it’s the pellet that yaps.
X has been cancelled, we’re sorry to say.
There’s nothing to see here, so be on your way.
Y is for you, it just so turns out.
You’re sometimes the one that the story’s about.
Z is the sound once you’ve turned out the light,
So Carlos and I wish you all a good night.
Random Tumblings for when I am bored...which is usually. Untagged spoilers may occur. You have been warned.